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weird...


Yeah, so, as you can see my visitor count to this blog usually remains pretty steady (though when I am regularly updating the site the visitor count is usually in the 20-30 view per day range instead of the single digits). 

And then yesterday happened. 76 views? What the heck?

Was I being besieged by spam bots or something? Or perhaps was I an unexplainable internet phenomenon for 5 minutes?

Man. I hope so.
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3:29 AM

This has happened to me before. My blog feeds the hungry mouths of at least five vagrants a day - except for February 29! Boy, more things than a year took a leap that day! I'm sure mothers and their children sat back and discussed my genius and wondered ever more why I didn't write copious entries upon that day.

I guess they got discouraged, for at least 35 of them never returned.

My hands shake against this cruelty, and I defy the internet by writing even still, though my fingers oftentimes crack with the sadness.    



9:20 AM

you know what'd be better than being attacked by a spam bot? being attacked by a fem bot. maybe.    



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